Incorrectly keyed title, 5th May 2002
Somebody decided to express their opinions of someone else’s record-keeping using an aggressive-aggressive note, rather than the more ubiquitous passive-aggressive approach.
Behind the Scenes
Staff meeting, 27th July 2001
Judging by all the crossing out, all the issues on the agenda were either dealt with, or deemed unimportant.
Staff alternative identities, 2002
We love it when we get boxes packed with interesting test pages. We suddenly become incredibly productive.
Staff meeting, 28th June 2001
News, views & issues from mid June 2001. LEAVE ALAN’S HOLE PUNCH ON HIS DESK, YOU MONSTERS!
Staff Meeting, 7th March 2001
This meeting addressed record-keeping, upcoming events, general housekeeping and the critical need for remembering the alphabet when shelving books.
Staff meeting, 24 January 2001
The issues of the day: new table arrangements, the unfairness of smokers taking smoke breaks when non-smokers don’t, and the importance of answering the phone!
Christmas activity poll, 2001
Democracy in non-action! Despite the votes, Laser Force was the ultimate winner.
How not to do a special order, 19th August 2000
An example of poor record keeping regarding special orders. This fax was probably saved for use in training.
Karen’s drinks, 5th August 2000
The staff meeting agenda for 5th August 2000 contains a few items, but one is so clearly more important than the others that it’s on there four times.
Staff meeting agenda, 2nd February 2000
The agenda for the staff meeting held on 2nd February 2000 included a conundrum about reserving books when they don’t have an official ISBN, people not paying for their food…
